littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*


FUCK

littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK

me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
walmart cashier: sir for the last time

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: habibichic)

87daysbefore:

Dark lips??? Lorde?? The inventor???

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

image

(Source: babycupcake13)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

maybe-theres-wifi:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Guess who just bought a plane ticket to go visit her amazing girlfriend in a month ❤️☺️

but aren’t you a girl

This just in: queer people exist

officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

(Source: officialunitedstates)